An open letter to Manju, Employee of the Month, IncompetentCardCo.Com

Dear Manju
Thanks for your call earlier about the Security Matter Relating to My Account.
I hope you will not mind my mentioning that it was difficult to hear you, the line was very feint; hard to believe that you were only down the road in Smallnjuicyville as it sounded as though we had a satellite delay. Please pass on my regards to your colleague, Ranjana who called earlier on about the Security Matter Relating to My Account. As I explained to her, the transaction from dirtcheapphonecalls.com is legitimate so there is really no need to worry that I am about to be ripped off by an international internet scam, especially as the transaction was for 59p. You may note from my file that I did explain this to Lakesh when he phoned me on Monday about the Security Matter Relating to My Account also. Lakesh had not been briefed by Narjit who I spoke to on Sunday about the Security Matter Relating to My Account after I called back in response to the voicemail left by Subinder on Saturday night at 11.32pm. I did explain to Narjit that I had previously discussed this very same Security Matter Relating to My Account with your colleague, Manjit on Friday following a previous voicemail from Hardeep, left earlier that day. It really is most helpful that you are monitoring my account at all times and I am grateful for the reassurance of knowing this many times over from such a proactive team. Finally, could I suggest that one of you; it doesn’t really matter who, although Subinder did sound rather sexy, one of you, records the fact that the Security Matter Relating to My Account has now been resolved in totality. The 59p transaction does not need to be reported to Interpol and we can all get on with our respective destinies. Mine, ramping up my IncompoPoints by spending like there is no tomorrow. You by devoting your eagle like attention to my financial integrity on a 24/7 basis. I really am most grateful.

Namasté
drD

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