With the approach of the the new year I think it’s time that the men of this country realised that the current obsession with ‘through a hedge backwards’ is bad for national wellbeing and is leading to a decay in moral fibre. Just look around you; everywhere there are spiky just-out-of-bed confections, hoxton fins, wolverhampton dorsals, birmingham blowholes, catford cattails and numerous other hair crimes in need of immediate right wing retribution. [ froth, foam ]
Do they not realise the shame that will be heaped upon them by future generations, as yet unborn, when their inappropriate reverse mullets are exposed in family photo collections many years hence? I have a theory that this maybe a turn of the century thing. To verify this I conducted extensive detailed research into the tonsorial tendencies at the beginning of the previous century.
I need say no more.
But I will. It’s time to get over this unkempt unkemptness. Whatever happened to a nice sensible shortbacknsides, [ heavy on the brylcreem, something for the weekend, cough cough ]?
I blame TB – any country with Monsieur Bouff as it’s leader is asking for trouble – whatever next: a woman as head of state? [ twitch ]