Yesterday I was looking at some old snapshots and it was weird to look at what used to be ‘me’ looking out at what is ‘me’ now. I’m always conscious when being photographed of this effect where you imagine, as the photo is being taken, looking back at how you will look in years to come. Then when you get to that previously imagined point and you look back you can remember thinking ‘I wonder what I will think of this photo in X years time’. My head hurts… I need a pill. Anyway the Mr Bond story got me thinking – if I were the victim of mistaken indentity – who would I most like to be mistaken for?
Robbie Williams – Get attacked in the street by drunken Liam Gallagher.
Robin Williams – Get confused in the minds of 80 year olds with the other Mr R. Williams above + get attacked in the street by drunken confused Liam Gallagher.
Moira Stuart – Enjoy the respect and admiration that can only come from being a much respected and admired newsreader.
Liam Gallagher – Attack people called ‘Williams’ and swear a lot. Be more hated than…
Saddam Hussein – Have everyone agree with me every time. Might make trips to New York difficult tho.
Sadly, looking nothing like any of the above, I’ll just have to go on dealing with the endless tedium of being mistaken for my present doppelganger [crosses fingers behind back].
The great GeezerGift frenzy reaches fever pitch and drD is truly honoured to be nominated in 2 of the 5 categories. “I’d like to thank my agents cat for all the love and fish breath over the years” etc etc. Troll on over there and vote before it’s too late and he’s compelled to do ironing or talk to his remote.

It’s Juicy:
I used to lurrrrrrrrrvvvvvvvve this stuff. Ultra fruity for about 30 seconds then it used to go a bit rancid but you kept on chewing to extract max flavour. This is the pack design I remember best – looks a tad utilitarian now but seemed so sophist back then. The pack used to smell fruity too. God knows – it was probably made with asbestos or summat – but we loved it. History lesson here.
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