Archive for the ‘RIP’ Category

Saturday, October 9th, 2010

John Lennon

Friday, October 8th, 2010
Today's Google Doodle. John Lennon's 70th birthday. Sometimes things can be simply beautiful.

This world was never meant for one as beautiful as you.

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

120 years ago, on 29 July 1890, Vincent van Gogh died in Auver-sur-Oise, with his brother Theo at his side.

Dear Marje

Thursday, April 8th, 2010

Dear Marje

I’ve always been a big fan of certain high street store.
These are the things I like about them:

Good quality merchandise.
Good customer service.
Sexually suggestive adverts for food.
Wide selection of knickers in all capacities and configurations.
Gusset guarantee.
Individual foil wrapped delicious chocolate digestives that remind me of when I was 6.
Hand polished strawberries that taste of strawberry.
Soft bread for pensioners with no teeth (I am not one of them).
Employed Twiggy  when she was about to join Eastenders in desperation .
Nice Swiss chocolate in  bulk packs.
Giant photos of fish and chips next to the tills.

These are the things I don’t like about them:

Their Executive Chairman has revealed himself to be a raving Tory nutjob.

As a raving unreconstructed socialist loony leftie, I now feel the urge to boycott the store so as to make a protest against the unacceptable intrusion of politics into my underwear. The only trouble with this is that I would miss the chocolate. A lot.

What should I do Marje? As you were also a lifelong raving unreconstructed socialist loony leftie I’m sure you can help.

Yours drD

Saturday, April 3rd, 2010
Blake Carrington Farewell Blake.
You had blue hair.
And were a bit wooden.
You married a bitch and later
Princess Krystal von Sparklytits of Krystalania.
You always had the same expression.
What a man.